Ahhhh, Husbands......

Standing here in the pouring rain
Teetering on the slippery ladder
Trying to peer into the gutter
Cascading waterfall on me
Blocked gutter
Groping for debris
Clearing the mini forest residing there
Skinning all my knuckles
Inventing new cusses
Unclogging the exit, yippee!
Standing right underneath the shooting spout as it's unblocked
Spewing mud, leaves and debris on my head
Wiping crud off my face
Trying to think positively - could this count as a mud facial?
No.  No happy thoughts available.

Plotting evil revenge against Him
Yes, honey, I'll take care of the gutters
Quit nagging me
3 months.  2 months. 1 month. Last weekend.
Nagging?  You'll be fondly wishing for just the nagging soon.