Need New Mobile

Mobile slowly breaking down.
Left buttons won't work.
Right buttons join the strike.
Overheated battery fritzs display.
Display decides to malfunction independently too.
Then cracked front display,
Contact with hardcover edge not happy meeting.

Decisions to make.
Commit to two years?
So many phones.
So many crappy, shitty phones.
So many bad reviews.
Must decide on phone.
Not best one, but least crappy one.
What a world.
This search is annoying.
This search is really, really annoying.